Happy birthday Dan! Hope you have a great day filled with chocolate strippers, get drunk off your tits
WHY NO DRUNK VLOG DAN WHY? and enjoy some malteaser-cake or simply bathe in melted malteaser deliciousness!<3
You deserve it, for being so graceful:
Unfortunately, I do not have any skills with which I can make you a great present, but I hope you can
mentally prepare for feel all the positive hugs and messages your Danosaurs are sending you!
We love you, our little flame prince and internet cult leader! Enjoy your 21st year on this planet~!