My brain and I this morning.
Brain: Kita, wake up! You have revision to do! Tons of exams next week!
Me: NO. Go away, I'm actually liking this dream, whatever the hell it is. *drifts back to sleep about dreams with people-cats and creepy desserts*
Brain: You have writing to do, too! C'mon, you like that, don't you? :D
Me: It's too early to write and I'm not nearly melancholy enough to churn out a good piece!
Brain: Um.... *thinks* How about Runescape?
Me: *shoots out of bed, brushes teeth, noms breakfast and switches on laptop, all under five seconds* What was it you wanted me to do again, Brain?