Hello there! Don't just stand outside in the cold - come on in before Jack Frost nips at your nose! Sherlock's out at the moment, but Mrs. Hudson's put the kettle on as we've got some visitors. John is writing up his blog, so you may want to tiptoe past him.
Did you hear about those explosions in New York? Thank goodness for those superhero folk - the Avengers, I believe they're called? From what I hear, they saved us.
The Doctor's here, popped in from nowhere, saying the TARDIS was a nightmare to park! Oh, and those rather good looking Winchester boys'll be stopping by too, along with their friend in the trenchcoat.
There are scones and an apple pie in the oven, and upon the Doctor's request, I've whipped up some fish fingers and custard. You're invited to stay for tea, if you'd like! A couple of copies of a new game, Sburb, have arrived too - would you like to play it with me?